Check, check, is this thing on?

OK, it's been more than two years since I wrote anything here. I'm going to try and keep it up.

(This is where my wife would say, "That's what she said.")

And that is where you old time readers probably crapped your pants. Yes, I said "my wife."

Seriously, there's too much to give you all a solid update. I just can't do it. What I can do is tell you that I will sincerely try to post something once a week. I'm going to try. That's not a guarntee, mind you.

So if you are still out there, I'm back.