What I ate today

The thing I'm told most often to do (besides "don't eat that") in order to lose weight is to keep a food journal. I keep trying and I'm good at it for a day or two and then I just stop.
Remember when the blogosphere was all about what so-and-so Self-Important ate that day?
We've come a long way since then. We've come far enough that I don't mind offering this throwback post on what I ate today. Maybe I will even be able to keep the journal going.

What I ate today:

A multi-vitamin.
A mixture of eggs, bacon and hash browns, two pieces of toast and a glass of pink lemonade.
Three bottles of water.
A small bowl of Tootie Frooties.
Two "party pizzas," a Butterfinger Crisp bar and a liter (roughly) of Mountain Dew.

I don't know that I'll eat anything else today, but if I do, I'll be sure to add it.

Check, check, is this thing on?

OK, it's been more than two years since I wrote anything here. I'm going to try and keep it up.

(This is where my wife would say, "That's what she said.")

And that is where you old time readers probably crapped your pants. Yes, I said "my wife."

Seriously, there's too much to give you all a solid update. I just can't do it. What I can do is tell you that I will sincerely try to post something once a week. I'm going to try. That's not a guarntee, mind you.

So if you are still out there, I'm back.